Русские частушки в английском переводе
В удачном переводе, что бывает крайне редко.
Частушки эти вы наверняка знаете – попробуйте сделать обратный перевод и процитировать оригинал.
Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself-
Fucking piece of iron!!!
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Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic wimp
Have no fucking place to swim.
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Starlet’s fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs,
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.
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Girls have called me to the party
I decided not to come,
It's because my clothes are ugly
And my dick is a tiny one.
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Nick is crossing village slowly —
Outside it is cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running
Just in case if something’s coming.
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You were mine the other day,
Mike is screwing you today.
He’s got cock as thick as trees
On the Shishkin’s masterpiece.
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Kids are asking uncle Peck:
Why’s there wire on your neck?
Uncle has no words to spare
Swinging calmly in the air.
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